Oyster Jokes
So two Gulf oysters walk into a bar. One says to the other “hey, why are you so happy”? The other oyster stops…thinks…and says “because I am considered an aphrodisiac”. The first oyster says “oh, is that why my shell is pointing to a 45 degree angle and I am struck with rigor mortis? The second oyster exclaims “No, its because your an idiot”. Joking aside….even bad joking aside, let me tell you that its not funny when you get Vibrio Vulnificus bacteria. Check out the website which goes over the symptoms and issues of eating raw oysters (esp if you dont know what the issues are from eating it)
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